The Perfect Study Spot That’ll Hit the Spot

Riding it During Reading Period

Riding it During Reading Period

It’s reading period, and we all know what that means…Time to *read* the Kama Sutra and get *rocking*! Take this quiz and read on for the five *spiciest* spots at Brown to get down during finals.

How much time do you spend studying per day during reading period (on average)?

a. Study? I spend most of my time writing poems for my SO.

b. Oh, I don’t know…a while. I don’t like to brag…

c.  Every waking minute.

d. I don’t know, I can’t read my watch my congestion is so bad.

e. I’m PLME.

Do you go to the gym during reading period?

a. When my SO brings me 🙂

b. I get a little bit nervous in front of all those people, so not much.

c. Only if its for a grade.

d. God no, I can’t stop coughing when I’m sitting still. You think I could run?

e. Always.

When will you be done with finals?

a. Whenever my SO is. We’re driving home together 🙂

b. May 9, and I can’t wait to get away from all these crowded libraries!

c. Wanna see my planner?

d. When Hell freezes over or my antibiotics start to work.

e. May 19, I love finals 🙂

Choose one phrase to describe yourself…

a. Mozart Floral Sunrise Poem

b. Fear of fun with wild desire to get involved in fun

c. I don’t have time for this. I need to study even though I’m almost guaranteed an A in every class.

d. Claritin D queen

e. Trash Dumpster at Perkins

You got…

Mostly A’s: You should have sex at the fountain next to Salomon! You’re a romantic, but also a hard worker. You spend all of your time with your SO and will appreciate the romance of the surrounding garden and the phallic nature of the fountain. The fountain brags the duality of being a sex spot and a shower! If you find yourself having to choose between studying, showering, and sexing, this is the spot for you.

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Mostly B’s: You should have sex in the SciLi stairs during the naked doughnut run! You indicated you have a “fear of fun with wild desire to get involved in fun” and this is your chance! You’ll blend in but get to be a little bit wild. Time to step out of your comfort zone, and into the stairwell. unnamed

Mostly C’s: You should have under desk fellatio during an exam! You’ve been studying for weeks, you’re guaranteed to ace your exam. Finished early? Why not stick around and finish early? 😉

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Mostly D’s: (Haha). You should have sex in a vacant health services exam room! You’ve been sick the whole semester, don’t spread your disease outside of health services during finals! Keep it local, pick a partner from the waiting room, or hang out near the check in area.

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Mostly E’s: You hate yourself and just have missionary in the same dorm room where you always have sex.

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