What you should be for Halloween based on your favorite Ratty food

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With Halloweekend quickly approaching, the procrastinators among us are beginning to panic. There’s no need to look far for ideas, though. If you’re a Ratty lover (and who isn’t?), this is the last-minute costume guide for you.

 

Grilled citrus and herb chicken – “cat”

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Just add a pair of cat ears to whatever you’re already wearing. Bland and basic, you’re getting the job done without trying very hard.

 

Fried Southwest black bean burger – pumpkin

 

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A highly underrated dish and costume. Shock the world by bringing back the pumpkin—old school style and How I Met Your Mother style are both acceptable.

 

Crinkle cut fries – candy corn

 

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Nobody actually likes you, you’re just a stand-in for your vastly superior best friend (@waffle fries).

 

Salad bar goldfish – Providence biker gang

 

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Nobody really knows what you’re doing here, and we’re all too scared to ask.

 

Omelet bar – sexy [insert animal here]

 

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Basic yet classic. Expect half the party to be dressed the same as you.

 

Deli bar sandwich with egg salad with avocado, watercress, and house made potato chip – stay in

 

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This shouldn’t exist, and neither should any costume reminiscent of it. Don’t bother going out.

 

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