With Halloweekend quickly approaching, the procrastinators among us are beginning to panic. There’s no need to look far for ideas, though. If you’re a Ratty lover (and who isn’t?), this is the last-minute costume guide for you.
Grilled citrus and herb chicken – “cat”
Just add a pair of cat ears to whatever you’re already wearing. Bland and basic, you’re getting the job done without trying very hard.
Fried Southwest black bean burger – pumpkin
A highly underrated dish and costume. Shock the world by bringing back the pumpkin—old school style and How I Met Your Mother style are both acceptable.
Crinkle cut fries – candy corn
Nobody actually likes you, you’re just a stand-in for your vastly superior best friend (@waffle fries).
Salad bar goldfish – Providence biker gang
Nobody really knows what you’re doing here, and we’re all too scared to ask.
Omelet bar – sexy [insert animal here]
Basic yet classic. Expect half the party to be dressed the same as you.
Deli bar sandwich with egg salad with avocado, watercress, and house made potato chip – stay in
This shouldn’t exist, and neither should any costume reminiscent of it. Don’t bother going out.