Paranoia questions to ask Brown students


The start of a new semester is a great time to get to know new people! And what better way to reveal all of your new friends’ darkest secrets and desires than to play The game of Paranoia? Paranoia can be one of the most interesting party activities for Brown students at more intimate gatherings. You just have to know the right questions to ask…

For the uninitiated, here’s how a standard game of Paranoia goes:

  1. Get all your friends sit down in a circle
  2. Choose one person to start the game—that person then whispers a “Who would be most likely to …” format question into the ear of the person to their left
  3. The person who was asked the question says the name of the person who they select as their answer and also flips a coin
  4. If the coin lands heads, that person has to say out loud what the question is. But, if it’s tails, everyone else in the room only knows the answer and not the question.


Here are some of Blog’s best Paranoia questions to ask your fellow Brown students:


Who is most likely to dropout to join their friend’s multi-level marketing scheme?


Who is most likely to have been a bear in a past life?


Who is most likely to go around literally hugging trees?


Who would you most want to be handcuffed to for the rest of your time at Brown?

Two men handcuffed together

Who is most likely to end up married to their computer science degree?


Who would you most like to sneak into Blueno with?



Who is the best Ratty fork thief?



Who is most likely to be an undercover PLME?


And, of course, we all know that one guy: Who is the most likely to use stepping on the Pembroke Seal as a legitimate way to get pregnant?



Have fun questions of your own? Let us know in the comments!


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